This past weekend Ronda was down with a cold, she rarely gets sick and when she does she is very woman like in that she gets up and does what she does. I get sick and the world has ended and I’m face first in bed and typically every single part of my body hurts. My wife calls it being pathetic. or something like that, she will likely comment.
Now women, they react to being sick differently, they almost have to tell you they’re sick. On Thursday last week Ronda woke up with 102 fever, she took a shower, woke my lazy ass up and was all dressed for work. She decided to stay home (smart girl!!) but does she go to bed? Nope! She does what she normally does…. My Mom was the same way, makes us look bad it does..
Where was I, oh yeah so on Friday Ronda still isn’t feeling right so she decides to stay home and I’ll go to the RV myself. Now for those other Men out there you’re probably thinking I was doing a dance at that point, right? Nope! Let’s go over what Men do when their wives aren’t around… keep in mind 99.9% of the time we are together when we’re not at work so I behave myself most of the time.
We buy things like ice cream, Taco Johns and other items that we eat at inappropriate times and we watch TV. I still go for the same walks as I do with Ronda but for different reasons! I’m full! Friday night was dinner at home and getting the rig ready to use when I got there and before bed a nice long walk.
This is what the RV looks like when I camp alone, empty… I like neat and tidy but it’s missing my wife sitting there with her laptop and the narcissistic little mutt begging her to let her up on the couch, you miss this stuff.
Saturday was an early walk around the park before the rains came and then I made myself 2 pots of coffee and oatmeal for breakfast, not a bad start right? Well it’s raining so it’s MOVIE MARATHON TIME! Friday night I watched PUSH, then Saturday I watched… well… I honestly don’t remember! I don’t remember what I watched on Sunday either… wait I watched s o n o f a b… no idea… see what happens when the wife isn’t around? Wait!!! It was… nuts, something about a guy who gets no justice when his wife and daughter are killed so he waits 10 years and kills the bad guy and…. dagnabitall!
What was this post about again? 0_o
EDIT: I did cut the grass and hang up flags for Flag day and straightened out the shed, so I did some work.