Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old! Well, you’ll love this one.
My name is Alice and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS Diploma which showed his full name. Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my High School class some 40-odd years ago. Could this be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?
Upon seeing him however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
‘Yes, yes I did! I’m a Mustang,’ he gleamed with pride. When did you graduate? I asked. He answered, 1965, why do you ask? ‘You were in my class!’ I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced ,fat assed, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked…
WHAT DID YOU TEACH??
This story cracked me up so I thought I’d share it, I’m still laughing!