I played Semi-Pro hockey for a lot of years and when I walk in the ice and snow I don’t fall down. If I slip I always catch myself somehow, others might be falling around me but somehow I keep my footing.
Today the sidewalks and bridge by my office were all ice, try as that bridge could I did not fall down. There was a few close calls, the angle of the sidewalk gets steep and I slid a good 6 feet or more but did I go down? NOPE!
Therefore I am now known to my wife as THE VIKING NINJA! Of course, walking around in my own house seems to be another matter entirely since I have fallen down twice and hurt myself once!! But outside, I’m Niking Vinja! Errrrrr I mean Viking Ninja!
This is how my wife see’s me.